Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The Horror

Speaking on behalf of the editorial board is Johnny.

I am a bit skittish, even by bunny standards, I realize this. But finally there is photographic evidence of what these people do to me.

The red-headed one grabs me from my condo and flips me over on my back. She then proceeds to take scary-looking clippers and deprive me of my best means of defense, my ultra-sharp Freddy Krueger nails.


Then the other human takes a small plastic device that shines a bright light in my eyes when I’m most vulnerable.



I am definitely not amused.

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